I gotta say, I was not impressed whatsoever with this season’s taglines. The ladies had no sort of emotion or energy in their voices – maybe they all took a downer before recording. There weren’t any cute or witty lines that made me chuckle either…. I think some may have attempted humor, but widely missed the mark.
The truth is organic, but lies are just artificial.
This is on brand with Shannon and her holistic lifestyle. I’m not super impressed but I’m just glad she’s not talking about her weight gain – I’m sure we’re gonna hear enough about that all season long. (And IMO she looks great!)
I’m pint-sized, baptized, and highly prized.
Eh, I’m over Tamra’s “saved by religion” storyline. I mean, I’m cool with Jesus and all but I don’t need to hear about it while I’m watching trashy reality TV. This is the only franchise that brings up religion over and over again.
Meghan King Edmonds
I can handle a baby and women who act like one.
But can you handle a husband who both acts like a baby and doesn’t help with your baby? I really don’t think we needed Meghan back this season…. or that we ever really needed her at all. But they must be desperate in casting if they brought back Lydia.
If I want your opinion I’ll give it to you.
Um, what? That legit makes no sense! Lay off the sauce Kelly! I’ve read it over and over and cannot understand what she’s trying to say. Is this another “she’s the puppet and everyone’s the master” moments?
If you can’t take my sparkle then stay off my rainbow.
Oh gawd! Gag me! What the hell are you, a my little pony? I can’t with her sing-songy little girl voice and rainbow, glitter, fairy dust garbage. It is nauseating and we def did not need to have her back. Snooze!
I’m living the American dream one sports car at a time.
This is pretty uninspired but she gets a pass since it’s her first season and there’s a learning curve.
I go big or go home and I am not going home.
We get it…. it’s your 12th season and you are never going home! At least Vicki had some sort of emotion is her voice… I mean she better know how it’s done after this long.
What did you think of this season’s taglines? Cute and fun or boring and unoriginal? Someone please explain to me Kelly’s tagline!
Let me know in the comments below!