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7 Taglines of the RHONY

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Dorinda – I tell it like it is, but I always make it nice.

Cute little play off of last year’s Berkshire’s drama – way to rub it in Sonja’s face that she wasn’t there to hear it in person

Ramona – I’m an acquired taste. You don’t like me, acquire some taste.

I don’t think “taste” is the problem when it comes to people not liking you Ramona.

Sonja – There’s nothing grey about my gardens.

Get it Sonja! This is so clever and Sonja’s cute little way of shutting up the haters.

Carole – In the politics of friendship, I win the popular vote.

Oh God, political crap again. It also kind of doesn’t even make sense…. Do you win the popular vote when it comes to friends? You alienated everyone last year and pretty much only have 1 vote – Bethenny.

LuAnn – The only title I’d trade Countess for, is wife.

We get it, you’re getting married. It’s not exactly an amazing accomplishment LuAnn. Do something substantial please.

Tinsley – A good set of lashed can fix anything, even a mug shot.

If this is our preview of Tinsley’s sense of humor, I’m not impressed. We are not in on the joke Tinsley.

Bethenny – If you’re gonna take a shot at this B, you better not miss.

Because I’ll rip your fucking eyes out like a badger and then feed to my assistants while I sip on a Skinny Girl margarita. We get it Bethenny, you’re one tough biotch.

What do you think of the ladies newest Taglines?  Any favorites or hates? 

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