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This segment was weirdly off brand for the normal housewives opening we have grown so accustomed to. I must say it was fairly off putting. We have all gotten used to the pre-interviews with the ladies while they are backstage and getting glammed up. But this I was not prepared for! My brain will not be able to erase the image of seeing Eileen sans make up… or even worse, Dorit sans eye liner. The shame! She legit looked like a different person! I don’t really need to see the ladies pre-glam in their kitchens talking about being nervous for the upcoming drama…. Next.
Yet again, Kyle was flaunting some off the shoulder get-up and it wasn’t good. ..It looked uber tight on her and super unflattering. I was just happy that she wasn’t wearing an “Agency” hat. You would think with an entire wardrobe at her disposable via Kyle by Alene she could come up with something better.
Vanderpump was giving it in a sparkly black number. She has def had some work on her face but it doesn’t look crazy creepy. Ehh I was kind of underwhelmed… nothing special and nothing terrible.
Dorit’s hair bun is pulled so tight that it might be cutting off her circulation, which may be the reason for her actions all season long. Her outfit looks she was wrapped up like a mummy and then got attacked by a werewolf.
Lisa Rinna’s Victoria Beckham’s dress is simple and classic… did I mention simple? She also mentions that she is not wearing underwear and everyone is invited to look…. Gross. No thanks old lady… Pass. Later in the episode, Rinna says that she would wear her reunion outfit again. Of course you could wear that again Rinna, no one would notice. That dress is so fucking boring and looks like literally everything else that you wear. Lisa is obviously uncomfortable trying new things, as evident by her style choices and most notable: her hair! Change is good Lisa!
Erika Jayne is giving it! Finally some glam! Gold glam! Andy points out very dramatically that, in a housewives’, first we have 2 Housewives wearing the same shoes… which may be a Housewives first but I remember this happening in a Married to Medicine reunion not too long ago. Erika’s signature cold fish face can been seen below.
Eileen’s look matches her personality – blah. The dress is ok enough but her hair and make-up are just so plain and boring. I don’t know what I was expecting. I’ve never seen Eileen wear, do, or say anything that was particularly interesting.
What did you think? What looks hit and missed for you? Who gave and who disappointed? Do you agree with my analysis?
Let me know, if the comments below!
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